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I’m calling an orthopedist today  

To inquire about removing every jealous bone in my body.


And while I have them on the phone I’ll ask:

Have scientists found a way to convert my

Energy into a ball of light,

Ya know, like Tinkerbell in a play?


She always gets applause.

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